beardedmrbean:

yimra:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

only-tiktoks:

aflo:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

Y'know. Can’t remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.

jacobtheloofah:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

red-twist:

omghotmemes:

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

cultivating-wildflowers:

scanning facebook this morning and felt like I was having a stroke

arqueete:

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

only-tiktoks:

oneheadtoanother: